Postal 2 Full

The full version is interesting. Instead of simply buying milk you have to go to your employer and pick up a check after learning that you are fired after working 1 day. Then all these crazy gun nuts that are against violent videogames storm into the office and start shooting. Then they die. Then you have to go to the bank and cash the check. Of course I didn't get that at first and went to the bank, and the bankteller was like omg "CAN you be helped?" Interesting question, obviously I haven't gone out in a while, so it took me a while to figure out that I need to have the check before I go cash it. Many people died during that while, first I peed on them, then they started vomitting, then I blew their heads off, and vomit was still coming out of their necks. Nice touch!

Damn, if real life is anything like that game let the end of the world start now. Why bother going to work and cashing checks at the bank then buying stuff like milk? Fuck that.

I had enough of the game on level two. I had to get a petition signed and stuff, then I had to return a book and I was like, no way, I wouldn't go this far in real life, I'm not doing that in the game. Then I deleted the game and had 2GB of free hard disk space. I will fill that space with naked animals.