Postal 2 Demo

It is obvious from the demo that Postal 2 is an incredibly well thought out game. First there are extremely intricate missions. In the demo your mission is to buy milk, but it is not as simple as it sounds. It closely resembles real life; you have to get out of your trailer, look at all the annoying people around, try not to throw up from the stink in the grocery, pay for the milk, then go back to the trailer. But wait, it gets even harder.

God has given you a penis and a zipper. When you unzip your zipper you can pee on people, this makes them vomit. Who can resist doing that? So, to get to the milk you now have to pee on everybody. There is also a shovel. The shovel is useful when you decide to cut people's heads off, spill gasoline on them, light 'em on fire and kick them into other people. This causes the annoying people to catch fire and run around like crazy. You can also train your dog to attack people, this is an amazing thing, and makes this game better than Half-Life 2.

I was so impressed by the incredibly new and different gameplay of Postal 2 that I played it for hours until it made me ill. One time after I finished killing the town I decided to kick all the corpses into a large pile and set it on fire. Yawn. This was not very fun but it encouraged me to get the full version. Currently I am downloading the full version of Postal 2.