With all the touchscreen patents, Apple will soon unleash a revolution in computing.
It will be a fully featured laptop that will need no keyboards, and no mice. Now that Apple Inc. has mastered the art of touching screens the world is all theirs.
At last using the computer will be a happy experience. We will be able to drag and drop naked pictures of ourselves with our fat little fingers, and put them on the internet. Zooming in, scrolling, and brushing up stretchmarks will get a lot easier. Maybe sex based video games will actually get fun, but I'm not sure about this one. Here is a demonstration of my prophecy.
I so guarantee this that if this does not happen, I guarantee that the world will be too fucked to notice, and we will be killing each other for food.
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