al-Jihad

There once was a thing called al-Jihad. Lots of people came together and discussed problems with the world. Then they tried to talk to the world, and tell her that she sucked balls. But bitch was like, "yo! you don't like me, I'm gonna screw you over so bad OMFG!!!11." So the world got angry and gave the people who were always complaining sand. They ate the sand and stfu for a long long time.

So the moral of the story is: Sand sucks. If you live in sand, and your whole world is made from sand, you're in a shitty place. It looks stupid too, everything should be green, not tan.



So now al-Jihad is the struggle to get away from sand. Nobody likes sand. The only good thing about sand is that it can be turned into glass or computer chips. They will prolly turn it into glass though.



So now a bunch of people who are all into Jihad blew up this mosque. It's like, mosque modern style. It looks totally cool if you're into modern art. I think they're trying to start like a civil war. They know they will win it cuz the guys who go to that mosque are total pussies.