Rome Total War

Is the best strategy game ever ever ever ever ever. It like totally rocks. Wow. I have no words to describe how much it rocks cuz i'm stupid.

So this game is like this. There is a big complex campaign you can play, but who needs that. It has battles. Custom battles. You can have a zillion elephants going against a zillion Romans and against a bazillion kabazillion of their allies and stuff. Too bad you can only have a zillion elephants and shit. So anyway this game is cool. You can follow your cavalry as it charges into the backs of shitty stinky ugly fuckers. Oh, did I mention this game was a very real time strategy game about all the fuckers Rome fought? Probably not! But that's what it is. There is no retarted building buildings in a middle of a battle, theres just your army, and the enemies army, and you both usually have a fuckload of troops, and you can tell your troops to run around like idiots and die. It feels so awesome when you tell your heavy infantry people to charge some light infantry skirmisher bitches, and the heavies just run right through them and you can almost feel the impact and its awesome.