A Review of All Operas Ever

All Operas Ever are full of singing. Skinny people sing and fat people sing. Ugly people sing and naked people sing. They really sing too, you can't hear shit. Also they got these costumes that they sing in that probably smell like shit after they're done singing in them. Apparently singing makes you sweat like a mother fucker.

So there it is, every opera ever had singing by a lot of fat people. They also hand out these pamphletes these days so that you can read along while they sing.