Alexander the Pathetic

The movie alexander the pathetic by oliver the pathetic is pretty pathetic. They had two battles in the movie and a lot of total bullshit. Since I downloaded the movie in german (only europeans like this shit) I couldn't understand anything that was said. But that did not make the movie any better. There were two battles in the movie. 2 battles, that is 1 in Iraq, and 1 in India. That is highly pathetic. Alexander rocked the world with more than eighty battles, that is 80, major battles. He won all of them too. In this movie he kissed some dudes. Also the battles sucked.