It Won't Be Happy, Armageddon Looms

This year we will all see that the prophecies will come true. It will be a happy thought indeed. In a few years we will all be dead. What have we done to deserve it? Everything we possibly could.

Instead of masturbating and enjoying oral sex we have created countless offspring with no future and potential. We have polluted the planet and spit on everything that was sacred, such as polygamy, orgies, and public executions. We have forgotten Jesus' teachings, about respecting prostitutes, and getting resurrected, then turned him into some anorexic freak. We have killed over 50,000 species of plants and animals. We have built ratnests that we call cities where we live lives with no purpose. We work jobs we hate so that we can waste the planet's resources and kill pretty animals.

And yet God loves us. He will forgive us and save us. He will rain his mercy upon us and we will all be greatful to recieve it. Countless of species of cute and interesting animals will be saved because of our extinction. The earth will be a happy place.