30 December 2004

Emo Is Terrorism

Emo is simply God's punishment. There is nothing more terrifying, more brutal, and more craptacular than emo. I should name the emo bands I particularly hate, like Good Charlotte, Green Day, and Moron 5, but I won't. There is simply no excuse for listening to emo. If you listen to emo you are part of a degenerate specie.

Emo is simply the worst possible thing that can happen to civilization. It is like some idiot's blog with crappy music in the background.

Is there a reason why it is popular? Yes. People in emo bands hired hot sexy babes to please hairy corporate executives. If they could not afford sexy babes, they made their mothers do them. Either way, emo bands could not have become popular because people liked them.

You don't like emo, you can't. Emo is part of the plan to create a police state through fear, stupidity, and emo. Don't buy emo, don't even download their music illegally, just say no.

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